var galleryData = [{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p><a href=\"/celeb/nicola-mclean-2\" name=\"&amp;lid=ArticleBodyLink\" class=\"assetlink\">Nicola McLean<\/a> has dealt a low blow to <a href=\"/celeb/jordan\" name=\"&amp;lid=ArticleBodyLink\" class=\"assetlink\">Jordan<\/a>.<br><br>\r\nSky Showbiz was at the Comfort Prima High Street Fashion Awards in London last night and got chatting to Nic about her old glamour rival. Nic reckons Jordan's new man <a href=\"/celeb/alex-reid\" name=\"&amp;lid=ArticleBodyLink\" class=\"assetlink\">Alex Reid<\/a> is \"the ugliest man she's ever seen\".<br><br>\r\nBut is Nicola's hubby that much to write home about?<\/p>","url":"2009/8/17/Jordan-and-Alex-Reid-0809-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan and Alex Reid"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>We have to say, Nicola's hubby Tommy Williams has a cute factor that Alex can't touch, but hey, maybe Jordan prefers beef to beauty?<\/p>","url":"2008/12/9/Tom-Williams-Nicola-McLean-and-Rocky-1208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Tom Williams, Nicola McLean and Rocky 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Jordan and Nicola have been taking pops at each other for yonks.<br><Br>Come take a look at their glamorous rivalry over time.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/5/Jordan-0508-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Jordan once told told the Daily Mirror: \"It's amazing how many of my friends have been ringing me up saying she's trying to be like me - the next Jordan.<br><br>\r\n\"What next? A glossy magazine shoot and her own range of clothing? It's so predictable.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-1108-6.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Poor old Jords. She just wants us all to remember that she is the original Outback totty.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Jordan-0204.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jordan 02.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>She doesn't want her crown stolen by this newbie. Who would?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-1108-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>After all, Jordan was the first to flash her wares to the unsuspecting trees, spiders, bugs and fellow campers.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0104.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 01.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Nicola came next.<br><br>\r\nKatie went on: \"It's like she's been studying old re-runs of the series I was in, and mimicking my behaviour. It's uncanny.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/24/Nicola-McLean-1108-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Remember the days when the media went bonkers for Jordan's jungle antics?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Jordan-0104.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jordan 01.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Well, Jord was forgotten when Nicola hit the jungle. Ouch.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/20/Nicola-McLean-1108-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>It must be difficult for Jordan to swallow. After all, she revelled in all the flesh-flashing rainforest action - as did the nation.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/18/Jordan-0104.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jordan 01.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>And then Nicola came along to steal the show.<br><br>\r\nBut is it only I'm A Celeb that these two gals have in common?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/24/Nicola-McLean-1108-2.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Hell to the no, it isn't. Jordan loves to give her melons a good airing in a skimpy bikini top.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/29/Jordan-0603.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 06.03"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>As does Miss McLean. Ta-da.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/21/Nicola-McLean-11-08-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11 .08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Jordan poses in her pants more often than we've eaten hot breakfasts. Or cold, for that matter.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/18/Katie-Price-Jordan-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price Jordan 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>And, oh - lookie here. So does Nicola.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0001-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 00.01"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Sexarama.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/21/Jordan-1108-7.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Rauncheroonie.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0001.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 00.01"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Both the girls love a good baps-out-on-the-beach shot.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/20/Jordan-0095.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 00.95"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>They're really feeling the seaside vibe.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/25/Nicola-McLean-98-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean  9.8"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>See Jordan's delicate little above-butt tattoo?<\/p>","url":"2008/2/23/Jordan-04.07-tattoo-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 04.07 tattoo"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>You'll never guess... Nic has one too.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0304.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 03.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Jordan loves to give boobs a good old grope.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Jordan-0804.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 08.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Seems like Nic's a fan of the self-stroking too.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0908-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola  McLean "},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>They both have the propensity to be snapped in uncompromising positions.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-1202.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jordan 12.02"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>See? Surely that can't be comfortable, ladies.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0001-2.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Nicola McLean 00.01"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Our J has oft had a bit of difficulty getting out of a taxi like a lady.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/17/Jordan-1002.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 10.02"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>A dilemma that Miss McLean has been victim of.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0204.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 02.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Jordan loves to give her girls a bit of a snog for the camera.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/17/Jordan-1107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Seems like Nic is up for a bit of lady pash too.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0104-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 01.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Jord keeps a tight hold on her girlfriends.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/17/Michelle-Heaton-and-Jordan-1007.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Michelle Heaton and Jordan 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>And Nic has a pretty firm grip on hers.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0104-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 01.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>This one likes to strike a sexy pose on the sports field.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/20/Jordan-0503.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 05.03"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>That one loves a bit of bum-out exercise posing.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0904.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 09.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>These girls love their LPDs (little pink dresses).<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Jordan-1007.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Candy-tastic.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-035.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 03.5"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>They also have a liking for dodgy velour tracksuits.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Jordan-0708.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Comfy-casual.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-1108-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>We all know Jordan's a bit of a cheeky one.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Jordan-0107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>And it seems Nicola likes to flash her derriere now and again aswell.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0404-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 04.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Remember when Jordan dissed Victoria Beckham?<\/p>","url":"2008/5/20/Jordan-0104.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 01.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Check out Nic having a pop at Posh and Becks here.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0903.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 09.03"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Did we mention that Jordan likes getting her bazookas out?<\/p>","url":"2008/5/20/Jordan-1103.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 11.03"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>And that Nicola is rather partial to a bout of funbag-flashing too?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0104.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 01.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>In fact, they're totally obsessed with their chests.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Jordan-0307.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 03.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>They just can't get enough of them.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Nicola-McLean-1108-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Both gals look fabulous in their skimpy party frocks.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/20/Jordan-0205.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 02.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Notice that they both like to keep them at rump-skimming length.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-1108-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>They also share a passion for little frilly black skirts, like this one of Jordan's.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/20/Jordan-0404-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 04.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Very frou-frou, Nicola.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0305.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola  McLean 03.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>They're both animal lovers too - Jordan gets to grips with a snake...<\/p>","url":"2008/5/20/Jordan-0903-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jordan 09.03"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>While Nicola wears one around her neck.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Jordan's famous for her cleavage and flat tum.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0806.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 08.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Not much difference between hers and Nic's, eh?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-0604.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 06.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>Jordan's always been generous with her kisses.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Joradn-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Joradn 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan Vs Nicola","caption":"<p>But will Nicola take over in the smacker stakes?<br><br>\r\nLadies, let the battle commence.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-1108-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08"}];