Jessica Alba<\/b>
\"Everything is cute, everything is fun - including the explosive diarrhoea.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Jessica-Alba-1108-7.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Alba"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Kylie Minogue<\/b>
\"It's not that well known that I'm funny, but I am.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/21/Kylie-Minogue-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kylie Minogue 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Steve Jones<\/b>
\"I look like King Kong down there.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/3/20/Steve-Jones-0707-7.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Steve Jones 07.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Reese Witherspoon<\/b>
\"I want someone to build me a good chicken coop... Like a man who can just get down there and build it.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/9/3/Reese-Witherspoon-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Did you spot the difference?"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Angelina Jolie<\/b>
\"My kids think I'm uncool, too.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/Angelina-Jolie-1108-8.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Angelina Jolie "},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Ray Winstone<\/b>
\"Brad was terrified Angelina would run off with me!\"<\/p>","url":"2008/5/14/Ray-Winstone-0306.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ray Winstone 03.06"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Beyonce Knowles<\/b>
\"I wouldn't want to be a working mum. I love motherhood too much.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/7/14/Beyonce-Knowles-0208-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Beyonce Knowles 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Richard Madeley<\/b>
\"Tights are very odd. Dressing as a lady? Not to be repeated.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/22/Richard-Madeley-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Richard Madeley 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Nicola McLean<\/b>
\"Can I get pregnant if I eat these crocodile balls?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Nicola-McLean-1108-6.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
Pete Wentz (on calling his baby boy, Bronx Mowgli)<\/b>
\"The Jungle Book was something that me and Ashlee bonded over, it's a cool name.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/5/2/Pete-Wentz-1107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Pete Wentz 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Sarah Harding<\/b>
\"I eat like a horse.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/25/Sarah-Harding-1107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Nicola Roberts<\/b>
\"None of our songs really make sense.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/24/Nicola-Roberts-1108-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola Roberts 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Alexa Chung<\/b>
\"Pixie Geldof is 45 in her head.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/1/Alexa-Chung-1007-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Alexa Chung 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Jessica Biel<\/b>
\"I don't know how I'll cope with ageing.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/14/Jessica-Biel-0207.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Biel 02.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Ruth Lorenzo<\/b>
\"My boobs are my best friends. I should name them!\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Ruth-Lorenzo-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ruth Lorenzo "},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Alec Baldwin (on kissing Jennifer Aniston)<\/b>
\"It was painful. I mean every man who's had to make out with her in movies - I don't know how they do it!\"<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Alec-Baldwin-0599.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Alec Baldwin 05.99"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Martina Navratilova<\/b>
\"The reason most men give a name to a penis, is so that they don't have a total stranger making all their decisions for them.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Martina-Navratilova-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Martina Navratilova 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Joe Swash<\/b>
\"Aaah, and you're Robert Kilroy off the Kilroy show!\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/25/Joe-Swash-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Joe Swash 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Natasha Bedingfield<\/b>
\"Romance is female Viagra!\"<\/p>","url":"2008/5/14/Natasha-Bedingfield-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Natasha Bedingfield 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Hugh Jackman on winning People's Sexiest Man Alive prize<\/b>
\"George Clooney's won for about 13 years in a row... And that's only because Brad Pitt decided not to run.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/25/Hugh-Jackman-1108-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Hugh Jackman 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Peaches Geldof<\/b>
\"That's all I need - an older woman thinking I'm cool.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Peaches-Geldof-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Peaches Geldof "},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Scarlett Johansson (on Lindsay Lohan)<\/b>
\"I really don't know that person, I only met her, like three times.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/6/Scarlett-Johansson-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Scarlett Johansson 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Fearne Cotton<\/b>
\"Yesterday I bought Christmas presents! I'm turning into my mother.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/27/Fearne-Cotton-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Fearne Cotton 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Courtney Love<\/b>
\"Perez it's great you got to spend the weekend with Midge, I mean Madge.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/25/Courtney-Love-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Courtney Love 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Ryan Reynolds<\/b>
\"Thankfully all three nipples are fine.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/3/13/Ryan-Reynolds-0308-Quotes.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ryan Reynolds 03.08 Quotes"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Michael J Fox<\/b>
\"If a man says something in the forest and his wife isn't there to hear him, he's still wrong.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/7/1/Michael-JFox-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Michael J.Fox 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Adele<\/b>
\"Every morning I'm hoovering and cleaning. I'm like a housewife without a husband.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/14/Adele-1108-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Adele 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Peter Andre<\/b>
\"Well, we'd probably all have sex together - Stephen (Belafonte) can film it.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/7/25/Peter-Andre-0907.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Peter Andre 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Jordan<\/b>
\"Stephen can do me! Then we've all got something in common. Come on Stephen baby!\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/20/Jordan-1008-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"
Philip Seymour Hoffman<\/b>
\"If someone looks at me now, it's because they recognise me. Before, it just meant I had food on my face.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Phillip-Seymour-Hoffman-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Phillip Seymour Hoffman"}];