'Tis the season for bangs, crackers and surprises, but we think this star is taking the festive folly theme a little too far with her latest sleaze-heavy look.
Ornamenting her fun bags in fishnet material, she's all set to shock and awe... but can you take a guess at who she is?
\r\nAnd be warned - she's not the only fan of fishnets in this gallery - although some celebs do it right.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Jodie-Marsh-1208-8.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Whose fishnet frock-up?"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Ah, classy as always, Jodie Marsh.
We're happy to see that the coming of Crimbo has prompted ever-dizzying heights of cheap 'n' chavful clobber for the, erm, star.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Jodie-Marsh-1208-9.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
However slick Jodie's body might be underneath, we're afraid to say that the fishnet pattern allows it about as much class and elegance as a sack of mouldy spuds.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Jodie-Marsh-1208-11.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
And seen from the back, this nasty creation is even worse - if that's actually possible.
Not to mention the fact that Jodie must be freezing as she cruises away on her wheels.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Jodie-Marsh-1208-10.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
We'd like to say that was the only time Ms Marsh trespassed down the fishnet highway of horrors, but sadly she's a bit of an expert at the look.
Here she is flaunting it on a separate night out earlier this year - but she's not the only star to get netty...<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Jodie-Marsh-0808.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Britney Spears also loves a bit of webbed hosiery.
Unlike Jodie, it actually makes Britters look rather hot on this occasion...<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Britney-Spears-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
And also here, as she struts her stuff onstage.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Britney-Spears-1208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
However, fishnets with holes in send Brit straight back down the trash chute.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Britney-Spears-0208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
At least these are actually in one piece - even if they are flashing her pants.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Britney-Spears-0507.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 05.07"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Lindsay Lohan's another one who enjoys a bit of fishnet flirtation.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Lindsay-Lohan-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
A couple of years back, and Christina Aguilera was all over the netted look - or rather, it was all over her, like a rash.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Christina-Aguilera-0204.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Christina Aguilera 02.04"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Fishnets on Sarah Jessica Parker are sleek 'n' chic.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-0603.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Jessica Parker 06.03"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
They have the same kinda effect on Jordan, by highlighting her uber-slim pins.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Jordan-0107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
This mere glimpse of fishnets suggests there's more to Eva Longoria Parker than meets the eye.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Eva-Longoria-Parker-0208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Eva Longoria Parker 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Danielle Lloyd's shoving the stocking look in our faces - to the extent that it becomes slightly unsexy.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Danielle-Lloyd-0106.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Danielle Lloyd 01.06"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Madonna's tights almost get lost in the deluge that is her lawn-tastic garb - but still, they manage to add that extra eccentric edge.
Mind you, Madge's always been a friend of fishnets...<\/p>","url":"2008/11/20/Madonna-1108-8.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna "},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
As with avant-garde apparel like this.
Well, she is the queen of fashion experiments, after all...<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Madonna-1105.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 11.05"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Carmen Electra uses a pair of raunchy tights to up the sauce factor in her look all the more...<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Carmen-Electra-0605.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Carmen Electra 06.05"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Cat Deeley makes sure the Brit awards go down with a bang in 2004 with her flash of tightly-webbed thighs.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Cat-Deeley-0204.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cat Deeley 02.04"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Pink gives it to us like it is, with a brazen flash of her inner fishnetted leg.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Pink-0906.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Pink 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Very steamy, Abi Titmuss...<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Abi-Titmuss-0905.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Abi Titmuss 09.05"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Not surprisingly, Scarlett Johansson is a tad more restained (yet elegant) with her version.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Scarlett-Johansson-0208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Scarlett Johansson 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Gisele Bundchen is all about creativity.
Why have fishnet tights when you can tear 'em up and put 'em on your arms, after all?<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Gisele-Bundchen-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Gisele Bundchen 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Festive yet racy.
We like, Katy Perry.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Katy-Perry-1208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katy Perry 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Joss Stone gets jiggy with it, with her own pair of holeys.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Joss-Stone-0307.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Joss Stone 03.07"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
We bet Ashton Kutcher loves the fact that Demi Moore is a). Flashing her bra, and b). Wearing sexy fishnet tights, the full outline of which can be seen straight through her dress...<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Aston-Kutcher-and-Demi-Moore-0204.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Aston Kutcher and Demi Moore 02.04"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Avril Lavigne uses fishnets to tread a fine line between girly and goth.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Avril-Lavigne-1107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Avril Lavigne 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Milla Jovovich uses fishnets to jazz up her maternity look - and her man Paul Anderson appears to approve.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Milla-Jovovich-and-Paul-WS-Anderson-0108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Milla Jovovich and Paul W.S. Anderson 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Geena Davis is another star willing to try out the preggers/fishnet combo.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Geena-Davis-0404.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Geena Davis 04.04"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Jemima Khan ensures Hugh Grant's eyes don't stay on the catwalk too long, with her abundance of leg reveal.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Hugh-Grant-and-Jemima-Khan-0906.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Eva Green is loving the fact that her fishnets allow her to rock out in a sexy way.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Eva-Green-0504.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Eva Green 05.04"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Naturally, Bai Ling embraces the fishy image with the full force of her quirky soul.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Bai-Ling-0905.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Bai Ling 09.05"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Alice Dellal is a hip chick to the manner born.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Alice-Dellal-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alice Dellal 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Haylie Duff bigs up her long, slender limbs in true style.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Haylie-Duff-0108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Haylie Duff 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Why is it that fishnets seem to go hand in hand with bra flashes?
Not that Sarah Harding minds - she's too busy having a good ol' laugh.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Sarah-Harding-1205.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 12.05"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Saucy suspenders? Bring it on, Kimberly Stewart.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Kimberly-Stewart-0606.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kimberly Stewart 06.06"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Jim Carrey would be one proud puffin, Jenny McCarthy - this is a tres hot look.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Jenny-McCarthy-1205.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jenny McCarthy 12.05"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
The fishnets lend a nice finishing touch to Coco's classy get-up.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Coco-0107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Coco 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Just wearing fishnets won't cut it, Claire Sweeney - you need to move with pizzazz as well.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Claire-Sweeney-0506.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Claire Sweeney 05.06"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Jasmine Lennard tries her teeth on a white fishnet top image - with rather chav-esque results.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Jasmine-Lennard-0906.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jasmine Lennard 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Back in her pre-mum days, Tina O'Brien goes shopping with netted tights.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Tina-OBrien-0205.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Tina O'Brien 02.05"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Jade Jagger hints at her mischievous side with her netted leg-coverings.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Jade-Jagger-1107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jade Jagger 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Fishnet Fashion","caption":"
Oh, the glamour, Louise Glover.
Fishnets are always the perfect complement to a bunny girl outfit...<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Louise-Glover-0207.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Louise Glover 02.07"}];