Julia Roberts<\/b>
\"I don't use deodorant. It's never been my thing.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Julia-Roberts-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Julia Roberts 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Angelina Jolie<\/b>
\"Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/Angelina-Jolie-1108-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Angelina Jolie "},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Brad Pitt<\/b>
\"I'm impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/7/14/Brad-Pitt-1107-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Brad Pitt 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Jessica Alba<\/b>
\"Everything is cute, everything is fun - including the explosive diarrhoea.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/26/Jessica-Alba-1108-7.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Alba"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Geri Halliwell<\/b>
\"I have a huge toilet humour - I love talking about poo and wee.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/22/Geri-Halliwell-1208-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Geri Halliwell 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Amy Winehouse (on Cheryl Cole)<\/b>
\"She fancies me, I'm telling you.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Amy-Winehouse-11-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Amy-Winehouse-11-08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Kate Moss (on her daughter's future)<\/b>
\"I don't want her to be a model. Unless you're really strong it can f**k you up.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/28/Kate-Moss-1108-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Moss 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Peaches Geldof<\/b>
\"I really can see what Kate Moss sees in him (Pete Doherty). He has it all.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/9/15/Peaches-Geldof-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Peaches Geldof 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Reese Witherspoon<\/b>
\"I can spend a good three hours on a sock drawer.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/9/3/Reese-Witherspoon-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Did you spot the difference?"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Lindsay Lohan<\/b>
\"Critics barely say I am an actress, let alone a stage star.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Lindsay-Lohan-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Matthew McConaughey<\/b>
\"I like to give my guys some balls.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/9/Matthew-McConaughey-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Matthew McConaughey 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
Matthew McConaughey (on Camila Alves)\r\n<\/b>
\"Maybe me being nude all the time is why we get along.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/3/7/Matthew-McConaughey-0707.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Matthew McConaughey 07.07"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
George Clooney<\/b>
\"I do think that my ladies' man reputation has exceeded anything I have done on screen.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/31/George-Clooney-1979.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"George Clooney 1979"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Jessica Simpson<\/b>
\"I've had secret lovers.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/9/Jessica-Simpson-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Cheryl Cole<\/b>
\"It really annoys me when you meet girls who go, 'We want to be the next Spice Girls.' I think, 'P*** off. We've been around for six years, they were around 18 months.'\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Cheryl-Cole-1007.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Paris Hilton<\/b>
\"I think I have a really good mugshot. It looks like a magazine shoot.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Paris-Hilton-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Kerry Katona<\/b>
\"Paris Hilton is a genius.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Kerry-Katona-1008-13.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kerry Katona 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
David Beckham<\/b>
\"I called her (Victoria Beckham) first, but I always say that she was stalking me.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/David-Beckham-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"David Beckham 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Victoria Beckham<\/b>
\"I'm not the kind of person who stands there and loves the attention.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/27/Victoria-Beckham-1108-4.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Coleen Rooney<\/b>
\"Living in the spotlight can be really hard.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Coleen-Rooney-1008-6.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Coleen Rooney 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Danielle Lloyd<\/b>
\"I'd ban Big Brother, it's so tedious.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Danielle-Lloyd-1008-6.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Danielle Lloyd 10.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Jennifer Ellison<\/b>
\"Being seen as 'serious' isn't going to happen for me.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/2/Jennifer-Ellison-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jennifer Ellison 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Jodie Marsh<\/b>
\"Everybody has fake boobs these days. Everybody. I almost felt like I'm not the norm for having real boobs and I started to feel embarrassed.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/15/Jodie-Marsh-1208-9.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
The Cheeky Girls<\/b>
\"When we first came to the UK at 19 we felt like tarts.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/16/The-Cheeky-Girls-1208-9.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"The Cheeky Girls "},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Pamela Anderson<\/b>
\"Why don't I get offered the meaty roles like some of the less talented? I am an icon, remember.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/18/Pamela-Anderson-908-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Pamela Anderson"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Pamela Anderson<\/b>
\"My breasts have had a brilliant career. I've just tagged along for the ride.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/25/Pamela-Anderson-0904.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Pamela Anderson 09.04"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Jordan<\/b>
\"I don't trust sluts.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/25/Jordan-1104.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 11.04"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Peter Andre on Jordan<\/b>
\"She's more interested in herself than anything else. That's always been her problem and that'll always be her problem.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/7/25/Peter-Andre-0907.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Peter Andre 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Andrew Lloyd Webber<\/b>
\"If Jordan could hack it, I'd put her in one of my shows. But there's a long way between being able to sing a bit and really holding a stage.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/3/Andrew-Lloyd-Webber-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Andrew Lloyd Webber 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Kelly Brook<\/b>
\"It's better that I focus on my career and not my love life all the time.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/2/Kelly-Brook-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kelly Brook 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Ashlee Simpson<\/b>
\"Some reality TV shows are really obnoxious. I don't get to watch a huge amount of TV, but I'm not a big fan of reality shows.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/3/Ashlee-Simpson-0208-7.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ashlee Simpson "},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Pete Wentz (on calling his baby Mowgli)<\/b>
\"The Jungle Book was something that me and Ashlee bonded over, it's a cool name.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/5/2/Pete-Wentz-1107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Pete Wentz 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Chris Martin<\/b>
\"There's nothing weird about calling your baby Chewbacca if that's what you want. It's no stranger than Sarah.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Chris-Martin-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chris Martin 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Russell Brand<\/b>
\"I'm planning lesbian kisses with Britney and Madonna. It's not going to be easy with my genitals, but God, I will try.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/9/5/Russell-Brand-1206.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand 12.06"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Georgina Baillie<\/b>
\"There's no doubting that I'm a very sexual, naughty girl.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/31/Georgina-Baillie-1008-12.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Georgina Baillie 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Nicola McLean<\/b>
\"Can I get pregnant if I eat these crocodile balls?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/1/Nicola-McLean-1108-3.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Nicola McLean 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Martina Navratilova<\/b>
\"The reason most men give a name to a penis, is so that they don't have a total stranger making all their decisions for them.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/1/Martina-Navratilova-1108-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Martina Navratilova 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Dita Von Teese<\/b>
\"I'm not a stripper, I'm a burlesque queen.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/8/Dita-Von-Teese-1208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Drew Barrymore<\/b>
\"What is life without a little heartbreak?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/5/2/Drew-Barrymore-0507.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Drew Barrymore 05.07"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Ray Winstone<\/b>
\"Brad was terrified Angelina would run off with me!\"<\/p>","url":"2008/5/14/Ray-Winstone-0306.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ray Winstone 03.06"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Courtney Love<\/b>
\"Perez, it's great you got to spend the weekend with Midge, I mean Madge.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/25/Courtney-Love-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Courtney Love 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Kanye West<\/b>
\"I'm not a celebrity. I'm a normal person that's just famous.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/24/Kanye-West-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kanye West 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Kirsten Dunst<\/b>
\"If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Kirsten-Dunst-06-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kirsten-Dunst-06-08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Heather Mills<\/b>
\"I did not choose someone in the public eye, he chose me.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/16/Heather-Mills-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Heather Mills 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Daniel Radcliffe<\/b>
\"I think part of me would love to play a drag queen, just because it would be an excuse to wear loads of make-up.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/5/7/Daniel-Radcliffe-0907.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Daniel Radcliffe 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Prince William<\/b>
\"I like the look of Beyonce. She always looks splendid.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/9/Prince-William-0608-3.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Prince William 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Blake Lively<\/b>
\"But I do sleep around a lot.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/10/Blake-Lively-1208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Blake Lively 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Dolly Parton<\/b>
\"When my globes get warm, I just take my sweater off.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Dolly-Parton-1006.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Dolly Parton 10.06"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Christian Bale<\/b>
\"I would like to say acting is a meaningful and difficult job, but it's actually damn easy and pretty pointless.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Christian-Bale-1008-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Christian Bale 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Prince<\/b>
\"I'm so funky I can't sleep with myself.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/6/Prince-0205.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Prince 02.05"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes","caption":"
Robin Williams<\/b>
\"I think a lot of times divorce can be like circumcision with a weed whacker.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/6/Robin-Williams-0504.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Robin Williams 05.04"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Kim Cattrall<\/b>
\"The earlier you learn to masturbate, the better your sex life will be.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/3/Kim-Cattrall-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kim Cattrall 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Josh Holloway<\/b>
\"The women who look at me and say, 'Hey let's go behind the tree' are 60 years old.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Josh-Holloway-0107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Josh Holloway 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Renee Zellweger<\/b>
\"Every time I look in the mirror I see Tracey Ullman.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/20/Renee-Zellweger-1207-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Renee Zellweger 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Simon Cowell<\/b>
\"I love boxing. I was a boxer myself until I got vain.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/12/Simon-Cowell-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Simon Cowell 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"","caption":"
Sharon Osbourne<\/b>
\"Simon Cowell's a tosser, that's the truth.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/26/Sharon-Osbourne-0808.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sharon Osbourne 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Lily Allen<\/b>
\"Seventeen per cent of us have fallen asleep during sex. I certainly have.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/12/17/Lily-Allen-1208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lily Allen 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Jaime Pressly<\/b>
\"When you put someone in a straightjacket, especially me in a straightjacket, all I want to do is rip it off and run.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Jaime-Pressly-0304.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jaime Pressly 03.04"},{"captionHeading":"Year's Best Quotes ","caption":"
Snoop Dogg<\/b>
\"How many ugly women sell records? None.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/Snoop-Dogg-1005.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Snoop Dogg 10.05"}];