Who better to advertise fancy Louis Vuitton knicks than serial crotch-barer Madonna?
Here Madge is giving us an eyeful of her nethers in a recent campaign - and it's not for the first time either...<\/p>","url":"2009/1/7/Madonna-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Madonna 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
Some may say Madonna has built herself a career on flashing her bits and bobs at the world.\r\n
\r\nJust like here in fact - ouch. Is she aiming to give herself a kiss better?<\/p>","url":"2009/1/7/Madonna-0206.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Madonna 02.06"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
She's struggling to fully splay her pins here.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/10/Madonna-2001.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Madonna 2001"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
Practice makes perfect, now she's wowing the crowd with her crotch aerobics.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/10/Madonna-0504-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Madonna 05.04"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
Time for a headstand, just in case the audience haven't seen all angles of her groin.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/11/Madonna-0504.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Madonna 05.04"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
We have to say Madonna, this looks like a bit of a toilet pose.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/10/Madonna-0504.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Madonna 05.04"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
She prefers to cosy up to a guitar here.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Madonna-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
Is Madge using her crotch to steal the limelight back from Britney?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Britney-Spears-and-Madonna-1108-20.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Britney Spears and Madonna 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
She looks happy getting her pelvis round this pole.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/13/Madonna-0706.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 07.06"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
An inch either way and the audience will get more than their concert programmes promised.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Madonna-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
Madge gives her trusty crotch a congratulatory pat.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/10/Madonna-1105-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 11.05"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
Even she looks a bit embarrassed by such a sparkly display of girdle.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Madonna-1108-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Madonna"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
Madge is more reserved back in the early days. Kind of.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/11/Madonna-0091.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
We did say kind of, didn't we?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/10/Madonna-1993.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Madonna 1993"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
Blimey - a new range in crotch accessories perhaps?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/10/Madonna-1990.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 1990"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
Those Jean Paul Gaultier corsets are ever so itchy.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Madonna-0790.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna"},{"captionHeading":"Madge Opens Up","caption":"
If it's covered in gold, why not show it off?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/10/Madonna-0302.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 03.02"}];