Happy pink and blue thoughts aren't part of the equation for Kelly Osbourne at Fox's Winter All-Star party in Los Angeles.
In fact, the only bright thing about this grouchster is her garish lippy...<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Kelly-Osbourne-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kelly Osbourne 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Her bod's so slick but her face spells sulky.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Kelly-Osbourne-0109-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kelly Osbourne 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Not even the presence of rocker pops Ozzy is enough to bring a smile to Kezza's moody mug.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Ozzy-and-Kelly-Osbourne-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Jack 'n' Sharon also fail to do the happy trick.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Kelly-Jack-and-Sharon-Osbourne-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Kelly, Jack and Sharon Osbourne 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
At least Shazza's looking cheery.
And Jack's looking, well, like Jack.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Jack-and-Sharon-Osbourne-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jack and Sharon Osbourne 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Mrs O gets the party spirit rolling with a hug for Cheri Oteri.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Sharon-Osbourne-and-Cheri-Oteri-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sharon Osbourne and Cheri Oteri 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Cheri likes to go it on her own as well.
And no wonder, since going solo means she stands a better chance of bumping into...<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Cheri-Oter-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cheri Oter 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
The gorgeous Kiefer Sutherland.
He's got us swooning, though the night's yet young...<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Kiefer-Sutherland-0109-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kiefer Sutherland 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Jack, sorry, Kiefer - you're so darn manly and heroic.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Kiefer-Sutherland-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kiefer Sutherland 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Kiefer's 24 co-star Carlos Bernard has us drooling too.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Carlos-Bernard-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Carlos Bernard 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Carlos' 24 co-star Annie Wersching works a sly chest expose.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Annie-Wersching-0109.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Annie Wersching 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Whoever Paula Abdul ends up chatting to will have a hard time tearing their eyes away from her blatant flash of cleavage.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Paula-Abdul-0109.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paula Abdul 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Ding-dong, Joshua Jackson.
We're spoilt for choice with fitties at this particular bash.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Joshua-Jackson-0109.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Joshua Jackson 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
And it's not just the men.
Leven Rambin's tasty too.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Leven-Rambin-0109.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Leven Rambin 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Olivia Wilde plays a trump card with her slickalicious pins.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Olivia-Wilde-0109.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Olivia Wilde 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Kristin Chenoweth has her flouncy skirt at the ready to rumba.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Kristin-Chenoweth-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kristin Chenoweth 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
New mum Mary Lynn Rajskub has clearly shed every last inch of her baby weight, since giving birth to son Valentine last July.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Mary-Lynn-Rajskub-0109.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mary Lynn Rajskub 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Kate Flannery test-drives every shade of pink/orange in the paint box.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Kate-Flannery-0109.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Flannery 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Eliza Dushku's hand has a life of its own.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Eliza-Dushku-0109.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Eliza Dushku 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
It's all about totes and tits for Joely Fisher.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Joely-Fisher-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Joely Fisher 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Fox's Winter All-Star Party","caption":"
Jessalyn Gilsig isn't even pausing for breath in her rush to reach the shindig.<\/p>","url":"2009/1/14/Jessalyn-Gilsig-0109.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessalyn Gilsig 01.09"}];