Russell Brand, the lothario we hate to love.
But there's no doubt Russ has some secrets about scoring, and he's put them well on display...
\r\nJust a regular afternoon for Russ strolling along the Sydney harbour in Australia, until he randomly bumps into a lovely looking blonde sheila.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-26.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Top bird Russ, top choice.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-16.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
We must says she's bloomin' beautiful, this babe.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-21.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Time to turn on the English charm, and Russ reaches into his vault.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-33.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
It seems he's spied the perfect pick-up tool, a book.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-20.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
It looks like the words could be as small as his trousers, but Russ still gives it a crack.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-19.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
It looks like it's gone down a corker.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-6.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
In for the kill, Russ gets touchy feely.
Subtle.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-13.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Not too forward yet, he tries some snuggles on for size.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Who needs a romantic dinner for two when there's fried food involved?<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-30.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
No, those calories aren't going to your hips at all.
How very reassuring, Russ.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
We must say the eye contact's getting intense.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-15.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
In the chest area for Russ at least.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-25.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Quick love, he's losing concentration.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-12.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Gross.
Since when has searching for bats in the cave been a turn-on?<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-34.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
It seems to have worked for this little lady.
Things are hotting up.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-24.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Licking his lips, Russ is hungry for love.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Look, no spinach.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Those gnashers look a little scary, you're not going to eat her, are you?<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-8.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Nope, Russ is defo up for sucking face.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-9.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Better than a shrimp on the barbie and a coldie, love?<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-32.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
We must say she looks a little reluctant.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-23.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
But Russ pulls out some powers of persuasion.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-27.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
He's getting somewhere - she's leaning in.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-3.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Close, but no cigar.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-29.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Crikey, will this bloke ever give up?<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-31.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
He sure is determined to get some fair dinkum lovin'.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Jackpot.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-10.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Is this dinky-di or pie in the sky?<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-14.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
It looks pretty passionate to us.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-22.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Yep, some major spit-swapping going on here.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-28.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Coming up for air anytime soon?<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-18.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Thanks love, got to trot now.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-44.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Did you really think Russ would be that rough?
He's a romantic after all.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-17.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "},{"captionHeading":"Russ Snogs Down Under","caption":"
Look love, you can touch anything, but not the hair, don't you know?<\/p>","url":"2009/3/19/Russell-Brand-0309-4.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Russell Brand "}];