This is what you'd call a bum note, Alexandra Burke. In the fashion sense, of course.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Alexandra-Burke-0709-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alexandra Burke 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Just because a top looks like it would make a good dress, it doesn't mean it will, Alicia Keys.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Alicia-Keys-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alicia Keys 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Even the people behind Lindsay Lohan are busting a giggle at her lack of, well, clothing.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Lindsay-Lohan-0609-6.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
The colour is all wrong Nicola Roberts, and it's all just too matchy-matchy.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Nicola-Roberts-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola Roberts 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
No matter how hard you flap your arms Lily Allen, you won't take off. Could someone explain to her how flying works?<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Lily-Allen-0609-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lily Allen 06.09 "},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Earlier in the week, her attempt at combining boho and animal print doesn't work.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/1/Lily-Allen-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lily Allen 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Emma Watson is taking casual to the very max.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Emma-Watson-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Emma Watson 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Lady Gaga is a human disco ball. Not good.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Lady-Gaga-0609.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lady Gaga 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Not only is Nicola McLean's dress slightly see-through, but it's bunched in all the wrong places.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Nicola-McLean-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola McLean 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
This frock should be sacked Sandra Bullock, because it's totally shapeless.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/30/Sandra-Bullock-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sandra Bullock 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Why bother with the cinch on one hip, Diane Kruger? We feel lopsided just looking at you.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Diane-Kruger-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Diane Kruger 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Fiona Phillips' frock is busier than the Chelsea Flower Show.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Fiona-Phillips-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Fiona Phillips 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Pamela Anderson appears to have the patent on unflattering trousers.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Pamela-Anderson-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Pamela Anderson 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Leighton Meester spoils what could be a great overall picture by donning flip-flops. Not good enough.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/30/Leighton-Meester-0609-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Leighton Meester 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Is Roisin Murphy trying to look like an extra from ER? Her jacket shouts 'hospital'.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Roisin-Murphy-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Roisin Murphy 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Konnie Huq isn't frilling us with this at all.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Konnie-Huq-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Konnie Huq 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Trinny Woodall's jacket and frock just don't match. What was she thinking?<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Trinny-Woodall-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Trinny Woodall 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Someone give Peaches Geldof some weed killer. She's in danger of being overgrown with her frock running into her leg tattoo.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Peaches-Geldof-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Peaches Geldof 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Geez, florals seem to be her downfall this week as she steps out on another occasion looking less than blooming.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/1/Peaches-Geldof-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Peaches Geldof 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Hofit Golan's belt is a random choice and looks mildly uncomfortable.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Hofit-GolanCamilla-Dallerup-and-Kevin-Sacre.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Hofit GolanCamilla Dallerup and Kevin Sacre"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Helen Flanagan's frock may be well-ventilated but it's not very flattering.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/1/Helen-Flanagan-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Helen Flanagan 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Diana Vickers' messy hair is competing for attention with her busy frock.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Diana-Vickers-0709-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Diana Vickers 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Amerie's shoes are letting her down and this isn't the most flattering of dresses.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Amerie-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Amerie 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Holly Willoughby's prints are clashing.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Holly-Willoughby-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Holly Willoughby 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Oh dear, Star Trek has been a big influence on Monica's fashion.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Monica-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Monica 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Pixie Geldof's short pockets are getting more attention than she is and the camo coat isn't quite what you'd call feminine.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Pixie-Geldof-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Pixie Geldof 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Ashley Tisdale has taken inspiration from Pixie's shorts. Can't these stars afford a full pair of denims?<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Ashley-Tisdale-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Ashley Tisdale 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Someone explain to Mischa Barton how a hairbrush works, please.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/1/Mischa-Barton-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mischa Barton 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Jodie Harsh is a virtual Mary Poppins of fashion. But we'll need more than a spoonful of sugar to make this outfit go down.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Jodie-Harsh-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Harsh 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Donatella Versace's blue stripe is unsettling.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Donatella-Versace-0709.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Donatella Versace 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
And this frock isn't much better - the zips definitely detract from its elegance.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/1/Donatella-Versace-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Donatella Versace 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
What is the advantage in giving your dress a mohawk, Ciara?<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Ciara-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Ciara 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We're lost for words, La Rue.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/La-Roux-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"La Roux 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Kourtney Kardashian is one shimmering sight. Not good. Our eyes hurt.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Kourtney-Kardashian-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kourtney Kardashian 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Yes Michelle Heaton, hide behind that tree or climb it so we don't have to see this outfit.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Michelle-Heaton-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Michelle Heaton 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Why, Henry Conway? Why?<\/p>","url":"2009/7/2/Henry-Conway-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Henry Conway 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Taryn Manning is in danger of out-draping those curtains behind her.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Taryn-Manning-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Taryn Manning 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Ashley Greene's ruffled in all the wrong places.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Ashley-Greene-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Ashley Greene 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Bai Ling is wearing, well, we don't really know what, but her reds are clashing. Badly.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Bai-Ling-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Bai Ling 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
That frock looks uncomfortable Estelle, and we feel sorry for the poor souls around you who're in danger of being poked by it.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Estelle-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Estelle 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Anne Fletcher may look joyous, but we're close to tears thanks to her garish choice of frock.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/30/Anne-Fletcher-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Anne Fletcher 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Gloria Ruben, you could have made an effort for the red rug.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/30/Gloria-Ruben-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Gloria Ruben 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Jenni Falconer parades herself in a feathered frenzy. We are not amused.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/30/Jenni-Falconer-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jenni Falconer 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Adding a slight train on this frock hasn't helped Jewel's fashion plight. We hope for her sake no one trips over it.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/30/Jewel-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jewel 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Keri Hilson, this dress is so bright that we're reaching for our sunnies.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/29/Keri-Hilson-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Keri Hilson 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
It's not the frock Liz Fuller, it's the shoes, they look like they're stopping the blood supply to your feet.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/30/Liz-Fuller-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Liz Fuller 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Rosie Perez's massive gathering at the chest is overshadowing everything. Even her ample cleavage.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/30/Rosie-Perez-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Rosie Perez 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Good grief Sandra Ahrabian, why bother wearing a frock when you're just going to pull it up?<\/p>","url":"2009/6/30/Sandra-Ahrabian-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sandra Ahrabian 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Sophia Hyatt looks like someone's taken a handkerchief and made her a frock. We sneeze at this.<\/p>","url":"2009/6/30/Sophia-Hyatt-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sophia Hyatt 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Who dipped George Sampson in bleach?<\/p>","url":"2009/7/1/George-Samson-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"George Samson 06.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Camilla Dallerup has tried tie-dye and failed.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/1/Camilla-Dallerup-0609.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Camilla Dallerup "}];