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There's no chance of eclipsing Cheryl Cole in the style stakes with this creation, Dannii Minogue<\/a>.

It's Kat Slater meets Barbie all the way.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Dannii-Minogue-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dannii Minogue 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Mind you, Cheryl Cole's hardly much better, with this odd take on a fashion-forward frock.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Cheryl-Cole-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Madonna makes like a 70s scarecrow, what with her farmer's trilby and baggy pants.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/7/Stella-McCartney-and-Madonna-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Stella McCartney and Madonna 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Her gym gear is hardly any better.

Has she been borrowing threads off her kids, or what?<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Madonna-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Jordan embraces her leopard-print roots with enthusiasm, if not class.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Katie-Price-0709-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

If we didn't know better, we'd say this dress had a whiff of the homemade about it, Catherine Zeta-Jones.

And not in a good sense.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Catherine-Zeta-Jones-0709-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Catherine Zeta Jones 07.09 "},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

The words \"frump\" and \"Julia Roberts\" sadly collide with this on-set look.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Julia-Roberts-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Julia Roberts 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Cheep, cheep, cheap... tweets Tara Reid's belt.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Tara-Reid-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Tara Reid 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Fashion icon or not, even Agyness Deyn can't get away with this - this - smock? Overalls? Navy piece of tat?

Whatever it is, it's wrong.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/9/Agyness-Deyn-0709-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Agyness Deyn 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

With all the Girls Aloud spank and sparkle at your disposal, one would think you could do better than this, Sarah Harding.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/9/Sarah-Harding-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Maybe it's time Peaches Geldof put a lid on her creativity?<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Peaches-Geldof-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Peaches Geldof 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Pixie Geldof might also wanna reign in her zanier instincts.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Pixie-Geldof-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Pixie Geldof 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Dressing like Noel Gallagher in a headband can never be encouraged, after all.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Pixie-Geldof-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Pixie Geldof 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Speak of the devil... scruffy and Dullsville, Noel is in urgent need of a trip through the style wringer.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/9/Noel-Gallagher-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Noel Gallagher 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Between Kim's head-throbbing frock and Khloe's latex skirt, it's not a hot day for the Kardashians.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Kim-Kardashian-and-Khloe-Kardashian-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Nor is it for Kelly Rowland, who's more AA battery than bling here.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Kelly-Rowland-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kelly Rowland 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Has Penny Lancaster Stewart forgotten to change out of her nightie?<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Penny-Lancaster-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Penny Lancaster 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Lace covering doth not a dressed celeb make, Hayden Panettiere.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/7/Hayden-Panettiere-0709-8.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Hayden Panettiere"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Diana Vickers sings like an angel but dresses like a pixie, apparently.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Diana-Vickers-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Diana Vickers 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

The old-school hotty label won't excuse you from this checked shirt, Jared Leto - nor the teenager's trainers, either.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Jared-Leto-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jared Leto 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

One word, Bianca Gascoigne: Yuk.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/9/Bianca-Gascoigne-0709-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Bianca Gascoigne 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Jaime King's outfit lies somewhere between Star Wars and Tudor England.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/7/Jamie-King-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jamie King 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Why was it that this skirt screamed \"Buy me\", Nicky Hilton?<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Nicky-Hilton-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicky Hilton 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

After a stunning fashion ride recently, this spotty affair complete with zany flats is a disappointment, Emma Watson.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/9/Emma-Watson-0709-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Emma Watson 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Too psychedelic to be taken seriously, Gemma Arterton.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Gemma-Arterton-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Gemma Arterton 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Is Jessica Stutta paying tribute to Grease?<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Jessica-Stutta-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Stutta 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

We seriously can't get our head round this design, Amber Rose.

Not even Kanye West would be impressed.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Amber-Rose-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Amber Rose 07.09 "},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Ruth Lorenzo's music is love ballads meets rock... which may explain this bizarre floaty biker combo.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Ruth-Lorenzo-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Ruth Lorenzo 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

We hate to break it to you, but you're not in high school any more, Michelle Trachtenberg.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Michelle-Trachtenberg-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Michelle Trachtenberg 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

And what do you call this, Rumer Willis?

A walking talking ice lolly?<\/p>","url":"2009/7/9/Rumer-Willis-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Rumer Willis 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Lurid, lime and not in the least bit luscious.

Try flying on the tamer side of the style highway next time, Mickey Rourke.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/9/Mickey-Rourke-0709-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mickey Rourke 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

To use the lingo of one of your Hills mates Brody Jenner, this 80s shirt like, totally<\/i> sucks.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Brody-Jenner-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Brody Jenner 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Lady Victoria Hervey's look is beachy but it won't be floating any boats.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Lady-Victoria-Hervey-0709-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lady Victoria Hervey 07.09 "},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Jayde Nicole falls foul of the ol' legs OR breast chicken rule.

This dress would be cute, were it an extra inch or so longer on either end.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Jayde-Nicole-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jayde Nicole 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Is Orlando Bloom now such a token totty he's given up making any effort with his clobber?

Surely Miranda Kerr could nip in there and clean up looks such as this?<\/p>","url":"2009/7/9/Orlando-Bloom-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

This peachy shade is just a tad too light to be tasteful, Jenny McAlpine.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/7/Jenny-McAlpine-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jenny McAlpine 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

So boring we feel like banging our head against a brick wall, Sadie Frost.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/9/Sadie-Frost-0709-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sadie Frost 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Slash's look is a turn-off on all fronts.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Saul-Hudson-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Saul Hudson 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Squeeze any more into this number and you'll explode, Lil' Kim.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/6/Lil-Kim-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lil' Kim 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Hofit Golan commits violence on our eyeballs.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Hofit-Golan-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Hofit Golan 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Bless you for the effort Jodie Harsh, but this look is more suited to Aladdin's cave than it is to real life.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/9/Jodie-Harsh-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Harsh 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

It's a killer look, Bruno/ Sacha Baron Cohen - literally, killer.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Sacha-Baron-Cohen-0709-11.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sacha Baron Cohen 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

The tacky belt is the nail in the coffin here, Natalie Pinkham.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Natalie-Pinkham-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Natalie Pinkham 07.09"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"

Sorry, but this spells garish 70s bed linen, Claudia Cardinale.<\/p>","url":"2009/7/8/Claudia-Cardinale-0709.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Claudia Cardinale 07.09"}];