George ClooneyGeorge ClooneyEviction Notice.

Evictee: George Clooney.

Abode: the Showbiz Shed.

You're being served, George, by us, the Showbiz Shed members who fancy you just a little.

Your offence?Krista Allen Krista Allen

Crimes of the heart - our hearts, George, our hearts.

See, rumours abound that George is back with a former flame - Krista Allen.

The couple dated back between 2002 and 2004.

"Krista has always been there for him. She admits she just can't get over him. George really loves her," a source told New York's Daily News.

Well, ya know what, Krista, you can have him.

He's in really hot water with us and we doubt we'd even let him through the door of the Showbiz Shed if he came a-knocking.

PS: not really, we're just putting up a brave front. We do want him back.