George ClooneyWe know we shouldn't find joy in other people's sorrow.

But please allow us one big whoop just this time, OK?

Because we're practically swinging from the chandeliers at news that our George Clooney may be single once more.

Now, we're not going to say we told you so about true love prevailing - but deep down inside we knew he'd come strolling back to us.

The reports that have got us squealing with glee are alleging George and Sarah Larson have parted ways.

E! News says George's rep responded to the reports by saying: "I do not comment on George's personal life."

They also say the pair were last snapped together in early May. They dated for a year.

Now, excuse us, we have work to do.

Number one is to erect a tombstone in the Splitsville graveyard, reading "RIP George and Sarah, long may George love us".

And, naturally, number two is to head to Lake Como and offer George a shoulder to cry on.

Toodles.