Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson Want to see Uma Thurman's travel itinerary?

Because with all the speculation going on, we've done a mock-up for you.

The only thing we're wondering whether or not to include is the following in her schedule:

Saturday: Lunch, get married, then take a dip in the sea under the moonlight.

See, the Celebville gossip mill has been whirling around some crazy goss.

It all follows some very grainy shots of Uma and her man, Arpad 'Arki' Busson, holidaying in Italy - the pair have been snapped having a midnight swim together.

And the Metro's even speculating whether or not the couple are on honeymoon. Could they have sneakily slipped away to tie the knot?

Somehow we think they could just be trying to enjoy a peaceful holiday, because obviously Uma promised us we could go to the wedding when it happens.

So we're adding to our extended travel itinerary the following:

Sometime in 2008 or 2009: Fly to Uma's wedding. Date, time and venue TBC.

But if she has gone and got married we may have to add:

Christmas 2008: Take Uma off card list.

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