David HasselhoffOur dear David Hasselhoff,

There was a time when the sight of your topless torso would send a shot of red-hot electricity through our veins.

But not any more.

Now we're just happy to sit back and contemplate the greatness that has been - like an ageing but particularly delicious brand of cheese.

Don't get us wrong, though - we wouldn't want you getting in a hoff -sorry, huff.

You're still pretty darn handsome for someone approaching their 60s.

But this latest pic of you sucking your chest has us a feeling a bit sad.

There's no need to feel self-conscious, hon.

Sure, the Hoffenator's innate sex appeal has now well and truly terminated.

It's not as if you can run with the young and good-looking pack anymore.

But chillax - you're a bit too tanned and leaned to be categorised as a silver fox yet, either.

Plus, we love you because you're a legend and, unlike some celebs, you're not afraid to get your hands dirty.

Which is why we've featured you in all our ageing glory in our gallery of stars doing normal things (below) - for you are doing something normal, which will be revealed soon.

So, chin up pumpkin, and remember - you're only as old as you feel.

Ciao, ciao for now.

The (ever-admiring) Showbiz Shed