Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom OK, if this is true, somebody is making a mahoosive mistake.

Not that we care.

Her loss is our gain...

Yeah, that's right, Miranda Kerr, we're talking to you.

There has been word on the block that her coupling with Orlando Bloom is over.

We're not going to be two-faced and feign sadness - we still cling onto the hope that he'll come to his senses and become a permanent residence in the Showbiz Shed.

So we're all over this news and even have our fingers crossed.

And it doesn't end there - reports from In Touch magazine have said she's been mending her heart by hanging out with her ex, oil heir Brandon Davis... if this is accurate, she really is a silly girl.

Unfortunately for us the shred of hope is being blocked up by Miranda's rep - boo.

... She's denied that Orlando and Miranda have parted.

Ah, well, we can but live in hope, eh?