Listen carefully, we will say this only once.
We feel that we need to rally around Jennifer Aniston and pass the message on.
So you wanna know if Jen and John Mayer are getting hitched?
Well the answer is no-diddly.
And we've got her rep's say-so on the subject.
The chat began when America's OK! magazine claimed that Jen was planning a low-key wedding this autumn.
They also reported that Jen would wear a Vera Wang dress to the ceremony, and that the reception would boast orchids, champagne and caviar.
"She's at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart," the mag quoted a source as saying.
But hold your horses, showbiz lovers, Jen's rep denied the reports to Us: "She is not getting married.
Her spokeswoman also spoke out to deny reports in Star mag suggesting that Jen was going to have John's baby.
"Both headlines are complete fabrications," Jen's rep added.
Glad we've cleared that one up for y'all.
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