Jessica Alba and Cash WarrenDid you really think you could keep this from us, Jessica Alba?

Seriously, we're practically lipsticked ninjas when it comes to stealthily finding out all the showbiz goss.

We're incredibly clever, you know.

So from sneaking around - as we were - and keeping a beady eye on pregnant Jess and her boyf, Cash Warren, we found something out...

And we are delighted to be able to leak the news to the public that the couple for schizz got married on Monday.

We just felt the world needed to know.

Any-the-hoo, for those unbelievers among you who don't trust our ninja-warrior stalking skills, listen up.

Jess' agent Brad Cafarelli said they wed quietly at the beginning of the week.

Also, a source tells People magazine that the nuptials took place at Beverly Hills Courthouse at around midday on Monday.

Apparently the pair were casually dressed, with Jess in a long blue dress and Cash in a white shirt and brown trousers.

They tied the knot underneath an archway covered in green silk foliage and white flowers.

So, Walba (fnar - Warren+Alba) join the secret-star wedding list along with the likes of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon.

Why these people feel like they need to hide their beauteous weddings from us, their adoring public, we just don't know.

And shush all you cynics who think it's not so long ago that these two split...