Jodie Marsh and NinaIt's another shy and retiring outing in London for queen of discretion Jodie Marsh.

Lady love and sperm appeals are the order of the day...

What, you didn't know Jodie's now a lesbian?

Keep up, folks - she came out the closet a full week back, introducing her new hairdresser girlfriend, Nina (no surname, love?), to Heat magazine and commenting:Jodie's sperm campaign

"I love the way she kisses and she doesn't f*** me about. I feel comfortable with her. Nina's as sexy as any man."

At the time, pundits predicted it was all a publicity stunt - we tried to ignore it ourselves - but, against all odds, Jodie and Nina's rampant sexual attraction has lasted a whole seven days (so far).

They hit Tim Shaw's show on Absolute Radio recently, literally joined at the lips.

Having known Nina 12 years, it's understandable that Jodie's relationship with her might move quickly - and indeed, it makes most celeb romances look like drawn-out affairs.

For not only are Jodie and Nina now indulging in vigorous displays of public affection, the 29-year-old glamour model has also decided to make an appeal for donated sperm, so that she and Nina can have a baby together.

Awww. It's enough to bring a tear to the eye, isn't it?

Jodie's gone all out on the petition, launched as part as her radio appearance.

So all those virile chaps out there, take note... if the artwork doesn't pull you in, the tit-bearing should.

And one last word from the Showbiz Shed: Jodie and Nina 4eva. Bring on the beautiful union.