Johnny Depp and Vanessa ParadisRumours have been flying thick and fast.

Could it be that Johnny Depp is being whisked off to Weddingdom this weekend?

If you ask some peeps they'll tell you it's a cert.

However we've arrived with our arrows of truth, taken aim and fired.

Yep, we've had to shoot this chit-chat down.

The shizzle is that he's getting spliced to Vanessa Paradis at Sandra Bullock's pad in Georgia on Saturday.

The nattering sprung from catering trucks, police activity and local gossip - which led many to believe that Sandra's home would be the site of Johnny's wedding ceremony.

(Despite what we're about to tell you, we do heart this whisper.)

But Johnny's rep said: "There is no truth to these rumours."

The locals, meanwhile, have their own take on goings on. One said: "Some store employees have signed confidentiality agreements and there are catering trucks and tent-rental trucks parked up, while I’m told police will be working as security at the mystery event.

"If it is not Depp, it’s someone big."

Don't you just love small-town talk?