JordanJordanJordan and ranting go together like macaroni and cheese.

She just can't seem to help launching herself at celebrity targets.

So who's the latest sitting duck at the wrong end of her vicious tongue?

Well, it's glamour model and Big Bro inhabitant Lucy Pinder.

Writing in the Daily Mirror, Jordan let rip at Lucy because she apparently slated her in the past (it's all very mature, this).

"I'm not going to hold back," Jordan said.

"When I heard Lucy had been slagging me off, I couldn't believe it. I tell you - she's a man with balls, that one.

"Beneath that skirt is a bloke with b*******. She's tough. A real b****.Lucy Pinder Lucy Pinder

"She used to have a right beak on her, I reckon she's had her nose done," Jordan continued, warming to the theme.

"As a rule, I don't go round slating people anymore, I've grown out of that. But if someone has a go at me, I'm not just gonna take it."

Miaow. Well, Jords has had her say - the ball is back in Lucy's court.

We can't wait to see how this one develops. There's nothing like a celeb feud to get the new year in swing...