Forget Obama, Jordan has the answer to all the world's problems.
The glamour girl has been spouting off in her usual gentile style.
To celebrate the American President's inauguration, Jordan spoke about how she'd like things run.
Brace yourselves.
The mum-of-three is a big believer in "an eye for an eye" and supports rough justice.
She told OK! magazine: "I agree with the death penalty... If someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him.
"I'm sorry that’s just the way I feel. I'm very strict."
Phew, bet the UN are on the phone trying to recruit Jord for peacekeeping duties as we speak.
She added: "If someone is done for drink-driving they should have their licence taken away for life.
"And if someone steals they should have to wear a dye on their skin, like a tattoo on their ear or somewhere it can be seen – like across their face. That would stop people stealing."
Let's hope world leaders are taking note, it's as simple as that.


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