Oh lordy, it was a jungle jumble last night.
Nicola McLean was the latest camper to be voted off I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
And frankly, we're gutted.
The camp will be a very quiet place without the blonde, who supplied never-ending entertainment with her constant boob talk and quirky slang.
The jungle Jane squealed and skipped away from camp in both a bitter sweet moment of joy and disappointment after 18 days in the bush.
The Page 3 girl told Ant and Dec that while she desperately wanted to win the show, she was also anxious to speak to her footballer fiancé, Tommy Williams, and her two-year-old son - who couldn't make it out to meet her.
"I'm gutted I didn't outlast David, but I'm excited about seeing my fiancé and son,” she said.
As soon as Nic hit the deck to chat with the hosts, she celebrated by sculling a glass of champers, before launching into a tirade about arch enemy David Van Day.
“As soon as he walked in, I did not like him,” she said. "It's rubbish that David is in there, the public are crazy."
Nic believes the Dollar star is playing the reality TV game.
“He knew Joe was the favourite to win, so he targeted him,” she said. “And then he targeted me because he thought I was playing the game like him too.
"He worked his magic and he's desperate to be famous which is rubbish. I didn't kn
ow who he was," she said. "I know no one knew who I was but at least I've got big boobs haven't I?"
While Nic cheerfully hugged the other contestants goodbye, David received a frosty farewell from the glamour model.
Upon her exit, she warned the other celebs that there was a snake in the grass.
Her last word to Ant and Dec about the aging singer was that he was “a vile, vile man”. Ouch.
Well it seems that the jungle will be missing some gratuitous boob shots for a few days… whatever will we do?







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