Kate BeckinsaleWell blow us down with a glittery feather, what's this chat about Kate Beckinsale and Victoria Beckham?

Celebville is a small town, that's for sure.

But stars inbreeding? We had no idea such a thing went on...

OK, so maybe it hasn't actually happened yet, and Kate Beckinsale might not actually be genetically linked to David and Victoria Beckham...

But it could happen. Honest guv'nor.

You see Kate's setting her sights on a little bit of matchmaking between her nine-year-old daughter Lily and Posh 'n' Becks' eldest boy.Victoria and David Beckham

Kate said: "I am dreading the day Lily brings home a boy.

"But she and the Beckham boys get on really well. So if she did have to have a boyfriend, then I suppose Brooklyn would get my seal of approval."

So if Lily and Brooklyn got married, that'd make Kate and Vics parents-in-law. Or something.

OK, so the specifics are a little wibbly, but it'd be one heck of an extended showbiz family and a blast of a wedding, that's for sure.