Billy Zane and Kelly BrookNot even Mr Kipling could have come up with something this sickly sweet.

We're talking about Billy Zane and Kelly Brook's latest love 'fess.

Toothbrushes at the ready, kids, there's more sugar in here than in a bucket of candy floss.

The pair, who called it quits in April but weeks later were back on, have dripped lashings of syrup onto their love waffle in a chat with Hello! magazine.

Actor Billy has confessed: "We have never been more in love."

What about Bill gets Kel's engine revved?

She said: "Billy is charming, honest, handsome and knows how to pay attention to a woman. He is jealous, but not extremely.

"He gives me enough space to live my own life, and that's why I love and respect him."

Oh, we're choking with emotion - or is that just bile?

And it gets better.

Billy replied, saying: "Whoa, that was nice. What can I say about you, honey? She is a dream come true.

"A beauty goddess. So fiery, sensual - sometimes even unpredictable - but basically a very good person.

"And that's hard to find nowadays."

Enough.

Allow us a cynical moment, but the words "trying too hard" do come to mind.