Kelly OsbourneA certain lad has spilled some beans on going back to Kelly Osbourne's pad.

Only to be confronted with...

Her dad, Ozzy, in his, erm, underpants.

Chatting to the Daily Mirror, Danny Jones of McFly said: "I'd met up with Kelly on a night out in this club.

"Nothing had really happened - we'd just held hands, although the lads are always pestering me to find out if anything else happened.

"She invited me back to her parents' place to stay the night, so I went.

"We were sitting downstairs chatting and stuff until about 7am. Then Ozzy Osbourne shuffled in wearing only these creased, black y-fronts.

"He went over to the fridge, mumbling something about The X Factor singer Chico, and got out a packet of hot cross buns.

"He sat next to me at the kitchen table, wolfed down a couple of buns and grumbled, 'Who are you, then?' I introduced myself - I don't think he was a McFly fan - while he ate, sitting crossed-legged in his pants.

"I left soon after he returned to bed, even though Kelly asked me to stay.

"I'm the kind of lad who likes to introduce myself to parents properly before I stay the night. It didn't feel right.

"Weirdly, Kelly never contacted me again. She's too cool for me now - she hangs around with Kate Moss."

Ah, shame.