Lauren Conrad Lauren Conrad is getting something off her chest...

And that's Heidi Montag's over exposed bosom.

The Hills star has slammed Heidi's recent Playboy shoot in the rather more upmarket Harper's Bazaar mag.

When Loz was asked why Heidi chose to bare all for Playboy she said of Heid's boobs: "They're not going to pay for themselves."

Strike one.

The 23-year-old reality star remains firmly on her high horse as she moans about the Pratts: "I don't call magazines and let them know about things so they can write stories."

Had enough yet Lauren? Nope...
Heidi Montag
She also slams the newlyweds for wearing masks in Mexico during the recent swine-flu scare following their May wedding: "I don't know if it was so funny because people really were being affected by that disease."

Touche.

Lauren then smoothed over her tirade by saying: "But otherwise (Heidi and Spencer) are very entertaining. You have to laugh."

You sure do, lady, you sure do.

See what we mean in the gallery below...