Lindsay LohanFancy a date with Lindsay Lohan?

The newly single actress is putting herself out there in a mighty unusual manner.

She's released a lonely hearts ad via the internet.

Forget Match.com, this is internet dating for superstars.

But before any potential admirers get too excited, Linds is announcing her singledom with a heavy dose of tongue-in-cheek.

In the "ad" produced for FunnyOrDie.com, a cheeky Li-Lo pokes fun at her media image and addresses the countless rumours surrounding her lifestyle.

Dressed in black and looking pretty sleek Linds begins:

"Hi, my name is Lindsay and I am searching for love.

"I'm recently single... I think, and I am looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with - or at least the rest of my probation.

Lindsay Lohan

"A little bit about me - I'm an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I single-handedly keep 90 per cent of all gossip websites in business.

"I would define my personality as creative, a bit of a night owl, a workaholic, a shopaholic and according to the state of California... an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work in hotels.

The funny lass adds: "And to put all those rumours to rest I am not broke. I actually have over 400 dollars in the bank and 20,000 Marlboro miles which I am very proud of."

Tee hee - who knew Linds was such a card?

She goes on: "I am looking for a compatible mate who likes a night on the town as long as, he or she, is driving of course, likes ankle monitoring bracelets and doesn't have family members quick to issue restraining orders.

"The perfect mate loves long walks on the beach, car chases on the PCH, antiquing and passing out in Cadillac escapades."

To finish up the hilarious skit Li-Lo seductively tells the camera: "We'll crash a few parties, a car or two but at the end of the day I promise you I never lose my Google hits. Just my underwear."

Love it.

Check out the video below.