Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson We've heard a bunch of Splitsville whisperings.

So what's the low-down on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson?

The singer's been blogging about her DJ girly squeeze...

And, by the tone of her chit-chat, we'd say that a Li-Ro break-up is pretty far from being on the cards.

"I am literally sitting in the DJ booth at a club in Washington DC, where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth, which I am on right now," Linds told her MySpace fans.

"She is an amazing DJ and I am having a nice time."

She added: "I go out when Samantha is working because she's pretty great to hear and I love to be around her and her energy as much as possible."

The talk of someone said to be "drifting apart and bickering" with their girlf? We think not.

So put that in your pipe and smoke it, you lousy break-up chatterers...