There are a few skeletons tumbling out of Madonna's closet.
An old boyfriend is auctioning love letters Madge sent him, as well as recordings of their intimate chats from the 90s.
Talk about cringerama...
One letter Madge wrote to ex-bodyguard and lover James Albright reportedly includes the snippet: "My booty looks good and you should see how good it looks in person. It looks Bootyful.
"You sure you don't wanna come visit me for a week? It would be - it would be so nice. Send me a fax. I'll be on my bed waiting for you."
Another letter sent from the Lanesborough Hotel in London supposedly reads: "If you were in the middle of a big box of chocolates I would pick you out, pop you in my mouth and savor every tasty morsel, let you melt on my tongue and then swallow you whole."
She sure has a way with words.
She also reveals the insecurities she felt about her relationship with the love letter-flogging cad: "I am feeling a bit cast out of the list of priorities in the Allbright family - but then it's my nature to be jealous and insecure when the man in my life doesn't come running when I call for him."
In one audio tape, she allegedly shouts: "I love you. I love you. I wanna have your baby, OK?"
Tee hee.
Surprisingly she signed off one of her faxes to James from "Dumbo".
Who would dare call Madge that?
The online sale of 21 letters and 2 audio tapes of Madge's saucy outpourings are expected to net £26,500.
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