Mel C It's a tricky situation, this one.

Imagine if your mate's fella had a smokin' hot bod.

One which is plastered in graphic detail on billboards and the like.

Would you get a good eyeful?

Or would you do the polite thing and look the other way?

Mel C knows the answer when it comes to her spicy pal Victoria Beckham.

She's made Golden Balls' mighty, erm, package a strict no-go area.

"I’d be very proud if my man looked like David Beckham," Mel admitted to Now magazine.David Beckham

"But if I see a picture of David in his pants, I avert my eyes – it’s my friend’s husband, so it feels a bit wrong."

What a queen of morality, eh?

We have to admire her ethical self-control.

If it was us, we might be a bit less restrained - especially if the man in question were Becks.

You've got to grab at life's little ogling treats when they come, y'see.

If you snooze, you lose, Mel - but laudable attitude all the same.