Kelly OsbourneDoes Kelly Osbourne need to give Johnny Depp a call?

We wonder if she might like to ask him if she can borrow his Jack Sparrow eye patch for a day or two.

Because she's stepped out with a purple globe.

Now, we're not quite sure what Kel's gone and done to get herself injured.

One radio report reckons she was brushing her teeth and hit her head on her bathroom cupboard.

Then there's the Daily Mirror quoting a source who reckons: "She reached up to get a glass from the cupboard to have a drink when the entire thing fell off the wall and smashed into her face."

The Daily Mail however, reckons, she was doing some DIY when the contents of a cupboard fell on her.

To add insult to, erm, injury, reports say Kel spent her bank holiday weekend holed up at home with a tummy ailment.

Poor lady.

We've contacted her people and we're waiting for them to get back to us so we know exactly what happened to cause her shiner.

In the meantime, Kel, would you like us to ring Johnny for ya?