George ClooneyDear - or wait, actually, we'll make this more personal, and say beloved George Clooney.

We have some news for you, and you for us, we believe.

Your news is, apparently, that you're still single after your split from Sarah Larson.

How do we know?

Apart from feeling it in our love bones, a source told E! News: "He (George) is not dating anyone at all.

"Anyone who says he is already dating doesn't know what they are talking about."

Now, our news is that we'd like to say we give you permission to admit your love for us in public.

We know we've asked you to keep it under wraps until now, but our hearts are bursting and we want to share it with the world.

The time for hiding these things is over, and we'd like everyone, like your pals Brangelina and Matt Damon, to be a part of our special love story.

We're ready.

Just do it, big George (or, as everyone who doesn't know you so well calls you, gorgeous George).

Sending many hugs, kisses and warm Lake Como greetings,

Your Showbiz Shed admirer.

PS: The above is a chapter from said admirer's memoirs, titled Our Quest For George. None of the characters are fictitious and no animals or children were harmed in the writing of this letter.