Paris HiltonParis HiltonGosh, darn it - we've got a real treat for all y'all.

Pap princess Paris Hilton has gone all trailer park on us.

She's got herself a mullet.

Perhaps she's been boffing up on her 80s British footballing heroes?

Whatever her inspiration, with this barnet we feel she no longer belongs on the red carpet .

Well, not in this decade anyhow.

As you may be able to tell, we are not fans of this new 'do.

We hope this is a one-time error, girly.