Jordan and Peter AndreNoooooo, surely not?

The thought of Peter Andre and Jordan not being together is like...

Not seeing Simon Cowell with his jeans pulled up to his chin.

So what's sparked some rather confusing chattage about a parting of ways?

Well, none other than Mr Andre himself.

He told Glamour: "I would only ever leave her if she cheated on me or started doing drugs.

"If I saw Katie (Jordan) holding hands with another bloke I'd go ballistic. I'm a hot-blooded Greek."

That's right, Pete, you are.

With that in mind, what of his and Jordan's raunchy bedroom romp tales?

The singer said: "We talk about it more than we do it.

"Normally it's me wanting it and her saying 'no.'"

However, Pete himself always likes to say yes - he's admitted he's not picky about the projects he takes up, saying: "B***ocks to credibility. I'll take the money."