Whose house?Whose house?We're packing our glittery pens and sparkly notebooks... in preparation for the relocation of Showbiz HQ.

And this, peeps, is our new base.

Yes, it's a bit of a daily commute from London to the Hollywood Hills, but frankly, when you hear who we'll be sharing showers with (in a girls' locker room/ boys' locker room way, you understand Mum), then you'll appreciate it's worth it.

Put it this way, the owner of this fancy pad is so tasty that we may well find it hard to concentrate on our showbiz droppings (that means work, by the way).

We will, however, occasionally try to be professional - but between rubbing suncream on a certain hunk's back and mixing ourselves a mojito or two, it might be an effort.

Have we mentioned yet that we're still waiting for our invite to move in with this hottie?

Still, we're patient and until we can hook you up with our live webcam from said mansion, get a closer look and find out who the owner is in the gallery above.