Kirsten Dunst and Johnny BorrellKirsten Dunst and Johnny BorrellThis is a direct appeal to Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell.

We wish to tell you that we are not fools.

We've pretty much guessed that you're a couple now, so you can drop the secretive "We're not together" antics.

It's especially silly to pretend you're not an item when a) You've already happily been snapped together that evening and b) When you do attempt to hide, you still hold hands.

So, in conclusion, be a couple and be open about it. Pack this lark up.

Now back to you readers, take a look at the gallery above to see exactly what we're yarning on about.