Jake GyllenhaalJake GyllenhaalWe're actually quite nice, by the way.

We thought we'd better mention that now before you read the rest of this (slightly unhinged) article...

Bugger. Bugger. Bugger. Bugger.

Sorry Mr Murdoch, we know this is a little crass but frankly, we're miffed.

Mighty miffed.

We've never made any secret of our weak knees and mushy heart for Jake Gyllenhaal.

Certain chicks in the team have even had to talk this through with their long-suffering boyfriends - agreeing a deal, if you get our drift.

So, you can imagine that our mouse gets clicked a little too hard and our typy fingers go a little rigid when we happen upon photos of OUR Jakey boy with another lady.

Yeah, you heard right.

The cheek. The absolute cheek.

There's been rumours about Jake and this young lady before, and sure, they may just be platonic buddies, but apparently we're jealous types and we prefer it when he hangs out with the lads.

See which Hollywood star is making us slightly narked off in the gallery yonder.

And breathe.