We feel like we're being put through the heartache mill.
Jake Gyllenhaal, say it ain't so...
We were upset enough when we thought that we'd been dumped for Reese Witherspoon.
But now we hear that a different celeb blondie is taking our place.
What are you trying to do to us, mister?
We never had Jakey boy down as a player but he seems to be having a crack at it these days.
You may be surprised to hear who his latest supposed lady love is.
None other than Miss Jessica Simpson.
It seems the whisperings are getting ever louder around these two.
In fact it's becoming a little too much for us to bear.
So speak up, Jake, and put our minds at rest. Please.
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