Tune in and turn on folks. Or should we say get turned on...
Well you would, wouldn't you, if you were watching The Orlando Show?
Mr Bloom has been gnattering about his West End play, In Celebration.
The 30-year-old thesp is currently treading the boards at the Duke of York's Theatre.
He told the Daily Express: "The last thing I wanted was to put myself out there in a star vehicle or feel like it was the Orlando Bloom show."
Is he mad? We would so watch that. When does it start?
But Orly went on saying he never wanted to utter the words: "Hi I'm Orlando Bloom, tonight I'm going to be Hamlet."
Hmm, so there are a few little words we'd swap, such as "tonight" with "forever" and Hamlet" with "yours".
But it's a start. We'll get working on the rest of the script just now...
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