Renee ZellwegerWhat's this?

Renee Zellweger with a new barnet?

Nah, the truth is much scarier.

Because if Renee had cut her locks we could blame her bad hair on, say, the stylist or blunt scissors.

But Renee's got none of the above to blame.

She's simply having what you might call a bad hair day.

Yes sir, no amount of hairspray or even teasing could save this.

Instead, we suggest Renee heads on home to stick her head under the shower...

And get styling from scratch.

Then come back out and show us something pretty please, Renee.

We thank you.