Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese WitherspoonQuick - hide - you could be next.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon want to rule the world...

And their first act is making us all wear grey tops and blue shorts.

In an Orwellian-style tale, Jake and Reese have unveiled their plans to eradicate individuality from all mankind.

Hell, they might even get a few pigs to don baseball caps too, just to be on the safe side.

So far, the couple are the only ones known to be wearing the aforementioned uniform, but the US state of Washington is said to be under threat - the location in which the couple were photographed.

Barack Obama might want to reinforce the White House. And call a stylist.

Police are advising locals to lock their doors - and burn any clothes that fit the Gyllenhaal/Witherspoon manifesto.

This could be our last story as free-thinking individuals...

So while we still have the full use of our minds let us say one thing...

We love Big Brother.

Haa haaa, this is Reese typing now, we have the showbiz girls in our grasp, and they're now wearing grey tops and blue shorts.. haaa haaaah hhhhaaaaaaaaaa.