Jewel-encrusted BlackBerrys, umbrella-holding flunkies, permanent shine-control...
Welcome to the world of Paris Hilton.
A wannabe on Paris' British Best Friend show has spoken about life with the heiress.
Laura Meakin, a contestant on Paris Hilton's British Best Friend, told the Mirror: "Before Paris leaves a nightclub, her lip gloss is freshly applied by a flunkie, her hair is styled and she insists on looking flawless.
"She has a check in the mirror for lipstick on her teeth and then strides out.
"The paps are jostling about and flashbulbs are going off all over the place and it's quite scary. But she loves it. Paris totally adores the attention and the cameras."
No surprises there then.
Laura added: "She'd say: 'My feet are f***ing killing me' and be straight on her jewel encrusted BlackBerry. 
She was hardly ever off that thing and was always texting and emailing. She actually had two BlackBerrys."
So was Paz ever normal?
"Before one night out we were all gathered in her hotel suite and one of the girls said she'd forgotten her deodorant.
"Paris simply turned round and told her she could borrow hers, which I thought showed she can behave just like an ordinary girl."
Yes but was it roll-on? Now there's a true friendship test.
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