Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes What do you give the likes of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as a housewarming gift?

Because we're pretty sure a pot plant won't do.

Maybe we should ring Jake Gyllenhaal and ask him?

According to E! Online, he and that Reese Witherspoon woman were among the 500 guests who popped along to TomKat's swanky housewarming at the weekend.

The couple are said to have thrown a party fit for royalty at their $35m (around £17.8m) pad in Beverly Hills.

And we doubt there was a queue for the loo's at any point in the eve as the house is said to boast seven bedrooms and 10 bathrooms.

But size wasn't the only thing that mattered if the VIP guest list was anything to go by.

In fact, with names like Eva Longoria Parker, Oprah Winfrey, P Diddy, Prince, Ben Stiller and Tobey Maguire said to have been invited, we can only imagine the rest of Hollywood was rather quiet.

But what were guests treated to?

Well, E! reckons not only was there an army of attendants to wait on guests, eight police officers to direct the limo's arriving and cuisine by famed chef Wolfgang Puck, but there was also an orchestra to take care of background tunes.

Sounds rather grand we admit, but we're more than happy we spent our Saturday evening watching the Britain's Got Talent final in our living room.