Victoria BeckhamShe's got full access to a very precious brand of crown jewels...

But Victoria Beckham hasn't always cherishing them.

By "them", we mean hubby David's golden balls, of course.

We're shocked to report it, but Vic apparently got a bit menacing towards Becks' golden triangle when she first met him at a charity football match 11 years back.David Beckham

According to Now, Posh shot Becks a below-the-belt threat of what she'd do if he didn't call her for a date.

"Mr David Beckham, if you don't ring me I'm going to kick you in the b******* next time I see you," Vic reportedly told the hottie at the time.

We're frankly reeling from the none too subtle warning over Becks' precious balls...

But he must have taken her seriously, since they hooked up again, went on a few dates - and the rest, as they say, is history.