Britney SpearsEver wondered what life under President Spears would be like?

Pretty darned yummy, if you ask her.

Appearing on David Letterman's Late Show last night, Britney Spears gave viewers a rundown of the top ten ways she'd change the USA if she became president.

The tasty treats from a bikini-clad Brit-Brit went a little something like this...

10. "I'd be the first president to wear eyeshadow since Nixon"

9. "We would only invade fun places like Cabo"

8. "Free pie for everybody"

7. "My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas"

6. "I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistable scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy"

5. "Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes"

4. "America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy"

3. "Challenge U.S. to put a nightclub on the moon within a decade"

2. "Three words: Vice President Diddy"

1. "Finally, the media would pay some attention to me."

Sounds like it'd go swimmingly to us.

Watch the hilarious video below.