JordanJordanWe're feeling a little on edge today.

And it's Jordan who has our nerves frazzled.

You'll soon see why.

At first glance it appears Peter Andre's missus is having a tug at her own melons.

With her eyes closed.

Fearing she may go all When Harry Met Sally... on us, we looked a tot closer and discovered she's only fixing the microphone inside her top.

Phew.

But then our eyes fell upon something else - her outfit.

And we tried to send off a fashion fax, but the machine spat it back at us.

Clearly even technology knows bad style has boundaries and, frankly, Jordan's gone way past them.

How many more bad outfits can she parade?

We're kinda scared of the answer to the above, so for the mo let's concentrate on her disastrous dressing decisions of late in our gallery.