Whose bad tanning?This lass recently found herself at a moral crossroads...

Either go topless and risk Page Three Girl exposure - or stay covered-up and burn in unsightly tan marks.

You can see which option was bo' selected.

While we appreciate, concur and support this A-lister's decision, we have to leave all the back-slapping there.

Because while it's all good in our hood not to bap out on the beach, it's most definitely not cool to later flaunt the tan marks gained while covering up.

Flashing one's strap marks is the height of bad taste for two reasons:

1. It's smug (ie: "I was lolloping in a 90-degree paradise while you were running for the bus in the rain.")

2. It looks like a shower or two has been missed.

With that lesson in place, we now wish to name the featured celebrity.

Click on the gallery below to shame her strap silliness...