Angelina JolieSomeone's got a massive crush on Angelina Jolie.

And while he may be able to tick the "dangerous" box on her wish list...

To be honest, he's much more of a housewives' favourite.

Yes, Top Gear's very own Richard Hammond has confessed to a pretty enormous crush on the tattooed-actress and mum-of-six.

The pint-sized TV presenter told this week's ZOO magazine: "If we had to have a female co-host, I think we’d all choose Angelina Jolie.

"The things people say to put you off her just don't work. 'She's a bit kinky.' Um, how's that a bad thing? 'Well, she quite likes girls.' Hello? 'Well, she doesn't mind a bit of pain.' Christ, stop talking."

But it seems the speed addict's not such a fan of Ange's former love-rival Ms Aniston.Richard Hammond
 
He added: "She’s the anti-Jennifer Aniston, who gets right on my t*ts.

"Aniston's a well-polished chick, but Angelina has a Land Rover and guns."

But even if The Hamster does manage to entice Ms Jolie on to the show, he'd probably pass out before he got a chance to turn on the charm.

"She'd be ideal for Top Gear, but I'd just keep fainting. She's utterly, utterly gorgeous. And on my 'permissions list' with the wife..."

Easy there, Hamster. See which other celebs are crushing on their fellow stars below.