Dita Von Teese is a unique lady.
We love her pale and interesting beauty, but somebody ain't so fond...
And that person is Jordan.
But could it be a case of the green eyed monster?
Jordan told OK!: "I'd love to do Playboy.
"Although, I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's crap.
"The woman is rank.
"It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale.
"I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."
So what do you think, are you a lover of the deep tan or a fan of the porcelain skin?
Have a shifty in our Tango'd Or Pale gallery below to see which floats your boat.
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