Who's my girlfriend?Take a long hard look at my face.

Do you know who I am?

Well I reckon there's many a man out there who'd be so frickin' jealous if they knew who my girlfriend was...

What do you mean spill the beans?  No, I want to keep you guessing.

I will tell you that she's well fit, you know the kind - long, dark, flowing locks, olive skin and a cracking figure to boot.

Not only that but she's pretty successful too - yep, she has a film or two under her belt and has worked with the likes of Will Smith and Nicolas Cage... impressed?

She's also done a campaign for Peta - where she got her kit off, could I be any more proud? I doubt it.

Yeah, I love her as much as I love making films which is what I do to earn a crust.

That's probably why we've stayed together for six whole years - quite a thing for Hollywood.

I've always supported her, including through her recent low patch.

Anyway enough of that - have you manged to work out the identity of my stunning girlfriend?

Well, those lovely ladies over in the Showbiz Shed have made a little gallery including my celeb girlfriend and many more celebs and their Ronnie Random partners - have a gander below.