Abbey ClancySomebody has been blubbering.

So stand back and let this whale-proportioned chick through to have her moan...

And make sure you sense our tone.

Because we're being sarcastic.

Abbey Clancy is the mahoosive mammal in question.

She's been woe-is-me-ing it with quite frankly ridiculous chat.

Apparently she ain't too pleased with some recent holiday snaps.

The model told FHM: "Some shots were taken of me on a yacht in Ibiza.

"Everyone else thought they looked lovely but I thought I looked like a pasty beached whale. I’m critical of my body.

"Sometimes I feel like a Sugar Puff monster.

"So I think airbrushing is fantastic. I absolutely love it.

"To be honest, I can’t bear looking at picture of me that’s just been taken. I always think my legs look fat."

Alright, Fatty McFattyson, that's quite enough of that.

Go and see just how much Abbey resembles a beached whale in our gallery of her model limbs packaged up for you below.